Thursday, 31 October 2013
Ghost Bikes
You cannot be too careful on a dark All Hallows' Eve when you drive home. Ensure that you look all around you, especially at the industrial units on your right as you turn from Trinity Street onto St Philips Road, who knows what nasty creatures maybe lurking there. But just remember, you must shield your face from the baleful red glow of the video camera of a possible Ghost Bike rider. We say possible, as this driver of YCIIEUX did not actually pass though the apparition, so it's not proven yet that they exist...
View on YouTube
(video and text from Obsydian Bris)
Monday, 14 October 2013
Surprise
As more and more of the communist cycling brigade resort to personal CCTV to aid them in whining to the establishment, how can we protect our right to privacy?
Surprise. And if surprise isn't enough a bit more speed will help.
Here the britain-hating-communist is too dumbfounded to even turn around and follow the vehicle to record the number plate, they never expected the vehicle to be travelling "a la continent" to the right of the lane dividing barrier.
Sunday, 13 October 2013
The cyclists are building a surveillance state: a real one
We have just discovered Richard Wellings, a comedian who pretends to be part of a think tank, IEA.
This is funny: he's running a spoof think tank, a bit like The Thick of It without the swearing. More like the coalition side of the series, where they all go on some off-site meeting and compete on daftest ideas: "lets bill poor people for having spare rooms!", or "let's make it legal to run over pensioners", going round this in circles until someone says something like "let's stop building a nuclear submarine fleet for ICBM delivery as the cold war ended in 1989" and then there's one of those silences round the table as the person who said it looks slighly embarrassed and someone else has to step in .
Anyway, This Richard -is he a new Ali G? The Borat of Politics? - is trying to pretend that there is a mass lobby of cyclists secretly trying to build a mass surveillance state?
Look at this tweet:
Massive increase in surveillance and regulation advocated by cycling lobby: http://richardwellings.wordpress.com/2013/05/25/more-regulation-more-surveillance-and-more-enforcement-the-policies-cycling-groups-plan-to-impose-on-other-road-users
See? Imagining the cycling campaigners, who can't even stop their councils painting over bike lanes, building a police state? Clearly a spoof.
Because if he wasn't a spoof character, if he really wanted to show where the cyclists were building mass surveillance infrastructure, he'd look away from London and over to Silicon Valley, to Mountain view -a city that goes so far as to say "bicycle friendly" by the side of its wide and unblocked cycle lanes
Looking on the Stevens Creek cycle path, we can a small child pedalling on their own, helmetless.

That's bad enough, but it's not what we are talking about -we are looking at the buildings either side of it.
What is that set of buildings on the right?
It's The Googleplex, the mountain view site that hosts the core engineering teams.
What does the Googleplex offer its staff to get around? Hoverboards? Autonomous Cars? No: bicycles. Shared bicycles. Sharing capital items is clearly communism, sharing bicycles is an attempt to destroy society.
Now look in the other direction, to the eastern edge of mountain view. Strange looking buildings going off into the distance.
This is Moffett Field -a military, government science and private airfield, hosting, amongst other things
- NASA Ames research center: the buildings to the right are wind tunnels for testing rockets, be they designed to go into orbit or merely fly over the north pole to deliver their uranium payloads.
- The 7th Psychological Operations Group: a psychological warfare unit from the Vietnam War era to keep the country compliant.
- Larry and Sergey's Google jets: accessible via the bike path or a 20 minute drive.
- Until recently, the Sunnyvale Blue Cube, believed to be downlink and processing point for all the US government spy satellites.
- The California National Guard keep trucks and fly planes & helicopters in and out
- Until the mid 1990s: Orion planes used to hunt for nuclear submarines in the Pacific
A short distance away from each other: close enough that you could hook up direct fibre optical links from the NSA buildings to Google -the kind of thing you'd do if you wanted access to the emails.
And what is not so much dividing the area as uniting it, as joining the two together?
That's right: a bike path.
These are the cyclists building a mass surveillance state, and your spoof think-of-it think-tank minion is claiming that its the UK cycling campaigns, well, you're clearly out of your technical depth.
Come up with some that is vaguely realistic and so can entertain us, like, say, having Badgers move the Goalposts or something
Saturday, 12 October 2013
cyclelanes4cash: has the traffic department "gone rogue"?
A subversive becoming known to us, Wheels on a bike, alerted us to this: cyclelanes4cash. A story he broke and which made the online cycling press. Well, with the Evening Post outing itself as nothing but an entertainment magazine, the online press, including bristol24x7 and the bristolian (also in print at various fine drinking establishments) are the news -news the post follows 2+ weeks later.
Anyway, Colston Street -from the centre to Park Row. The easiest cycle route up this hill, and so a popular alternative amongst the tax dodgers to "death by park row", which is not only steeper, it abandons you at the triangle with a forced left turn: precisely the wrong direction and option to reach the university alive.
It is also Sustrans route 4, London to Wales for the same reason. Due to its popularity, the council provides a cycle route up the hill.
Or to be precise: provided.

five car lengths worth of the bike lane were painted out and turned into paid parking spaces. why? So the council can raise money.
We don't support this. Why not?
1. We can already park for free in a bike lane
2. Paid parking spaces use up free bike lane parking
3. it forces cyclists into our way, be it the pavement or the road.
As it is a climb, keeping the marxists out of our way actually increased journey time, yet instead the council here is forcing them to get in front of us. And for what? £20K/year?

You can see where the paint has been melted over to create the spaces

Up the hill the red paint returns, showing that if the council were serious about revenue, they've got a lot left. This is a fact that must concern the cyclists, as now the traffic department has declared open season on every bike path in the city.

Specifically: if there is a bike lane along a road where there are some clear revenue opportunities, the bike lane is doomed.
The senior council management -Mayor George Fergus and Cllr Mark Bradshaw have claimed that they are reversing the change. Presumably it was that or face public ridicule and the need to update the 2014 bristol cycling maps by removing (more) of the bike lanes.
Maybe so, but it shows that the Traffic Planning department has gone completely rogue: looking after its revenue interests ahead of any other concern: not just the needs of those cycling tax-dodgers, but the needs of those of us driving up the hill who don't want to be held up by subversives who can't get above 6 mph on this hill.
Anyway, Colston Street -from the centre to Park Row. The easiest cycle route up this hill, and so a popular alternative amongst the tax dodgers to "death by park row", which is not only steeper, it abandons you at the triangle with a forced left turn: precisely the wrong direction and option to reach the university alive.
It is also Sustrans route 4, London to Wales for the same reason. Due to its popularity, the council provides a cycle route up the hill.
Or to be precise: provided.
five car lengths worth of the bike lane were painted out and turned into paid parking spaces. why? So the council can raise money.
We don't support this. Why not?
1. We can already park for free in a bike lane
2. Paid parking spaces use up free bike lane parking
3. it forces cyclists into our way, be it the pavement or the road.
As it is a climb, keeping the marxists out of our way actually increased journey time, yet instead the council here is forcing them to get in front of us. And for what? £20K/year?
You can see where the paint has been melted over to create the spaces
Up the hill the red paint returns, showing that if the council were serious about revenue, they've got a lot left. This is a fact that must concern the cyclists, as now the traffic department has declared open season on every bike path in the city.
Specifically: if there is a bike lane along a road where there are some clear revenue opportunities, the bike lane is doomed.
The senior council management -Mayor George Fergus and Cllr Mark Bradshaw have claimed that they are reversing the change. Presumably it was that or face public ridicule and the need to update the 2014 bristol cycling maps by removing (more) of the bike lanes.
Maybe so, but it shows that the Traffic Planning department has gone completely rogue: looking after its revenue interests ahead of any other concern: not just the needs of those cycling tax-dodgers, but the needs of those of us driving up the hill who don't want to be held up by subversives who can't get above 6 mph on this hill.
Sunday, 6 October 2013
Stokes Croft: the marxists are coming for our pavements
Britain is a capitalist country: it belongs to the people with money. We show that we in this group by driving cars.
People who cycle they are, well, marxist followers of Ralph Milliband. They hate Britain, and look to Europe for inspiration.
Here we see on the Croft, someone taking over the pavement to sell things other than sex or drugs, with customers an their bicycles up on the pavement too.

Across the road, the bike park area is overflowing -and discussions are now afoot to expand it.

This is not our stokes croft, where the pavements are like the bus lanes: short stay parking

All is not lost. Here on Moon Street the pavement provides excellent parking opportunities.
Resist the marxists! Stand up for Britain. Park on a pavement today!
People who cycle they are, well, marxist followers of Ralph Milliband. They hate Britain, and look to Europe for inspiration.
Here we see on the Croft, someone taking over the pavement to sell things other than sex or drugs, with customers an their bicycles up on the pavement too.

Across the road, the bike park area is overflowing -and discussions are now afoot to expand it.

This is not our stokes croft, where the pavements are like the bus lanes: short stay parking

All is not lost. Here on Moon Street the pavement provides excellent parking opportunities.
Resist the marxists! Stand up for Britain. Park on a pavement today!
Friday, 4 October 2013
Stokes Croft: gentrification in action
Stokes croft has always been built on a few key themes: driving, parking where you want, fast-food, paid sex and substance abuse.
Yet those traditions are under threat.
Here a delivery cyclist traipses along the lower croft

At the other end, two cyclists are waiting to turn right. Not only are they both without helmets or hi-viz, there are two people on the bicycle in front.

Round the corner, more bicycles, more people looking -happy-, even though they cycled there

A few streets away, the traditions of the area continue
But notice this: as this person sleeps drunk on the pavement, he wears hi-viz.
Even here, the traditions of Stokes Croft -no, of Britain itself -are being eroded!
Yet those traditions are under threat.
Here a delivery cyclist traipses along the lower croft
At the other end, two cyclists are waiting to turn right. Not only are they both without helmets or hi-viz, there are two people on the bicycle in front.

Round the corner, more bicycles, more people looking -happy-, even though they cycled there

A few streets away, the traditions of the area continue
But notice this: as this person sleeps drunk on the pavement, he wears hi-viz.
Even here, the traditions of Stokes Croft -no, of Britain itself -are being eroded!
Thursday, 3 October 2013
The Stokes Croft Shared Space
In one stretch of the croft, all lines have been painted out.

It is oddly calm, especially now you can park where you like for as long as you like.

There are a few people on foot and bicycle

And passing HGVs
We wonder if this "shared space" will see small children playing along stokes croft. We also hope that parking restrictions cannot be enforced while the yellow lines are absent.
It is oddly calm, especially now you can park where you like for as long as you like.
There are a few people on foot and bicycle
And passing HGVs
We wonder if this "shared space" will see small children playing along stokes croft. We also hope that parking restrictions cannot be enforced while the yellow lines are absent.
Stokes Croft: its own beer -and a shocking new pub
Today marks the start of the Bristol Beer Week, an event dedicated to showcasing some of the mind altering substances manufactured and sold in the city.
If there is one beer we need to highlight, it is Stokes Croft IPA, from the Ashley Down Brewery. This is the first time that Stokes Croft has its own beer. It has had its own Spirit - Methylated- for some time, so this beer marks another sign in the gentrification of the region.
We must also highlight a new drinking establishment on the street, taking over The Croft, is a new pub, the Crofter's Rights.
While normally a new pub is something to welcome, especially now that it is selling Stokes Croft IPA, this pub is unusual.
The sign at the bottom says "bikes welcome". And inside -can you see it: hangers for bicycles on the wall.
Cyclists are being encouraged to cycle to the pub, get drunk and go home. What do we get? There are no pubs between Bishopston and the Bearpit that offer parking spaces to their customers.
This shows how gentrification is changing the face of the area. Once people in the Bearpit start drinking single malt meths, it will be all over.
If there is one beer we need to highlight, it is Stokes Croft IPA, from the Ashley Down Brewery. This is the first time that Stokes Croft has its own beer. It has had its own Spirit - Methylated- for some time, so this beer marks another sign in the gentrification of the region.
We must also highlight a new drinking establishment on the street, taking over The Croft, is a new pub, the Crofter's Rights.
While normally a new pub is something to welcome, especially now that it is selling Stokes Croft IPA, this pub is unusual.
The sign at the bottom says "bikes welcome". And inside -can you see it: hangers for bicycles on the wall.
Cyclists are being encouraged to cycle to the pub, get drunk and go home. What do we get? There are no pubs between Bishopston and the Bearpit that offer parking spaces to their customers.
This shows how gentrification is changing the face of the area. Once people in the Bearpit start drinking single malt meths, it will be all over.
Wednesday, 25 September 2013
Van in disguise
An important piece of advice to van drivers who wish to demonstrate their rightful place on the road is that it is sometimes necessary to do this incognito if you do not have the time to enjoy a joke and pint with the friendly local constabulary.
If you do not have access to a plain white van (and you call yourself a van driver?), a hired vehicle is the perfect substitute, allowing you to perplex any cyclist who thinks they have the right to safe passage as they'll never be able to tell where you work.
Here in the video we see that the driver of the hired Thrifty van HX53JXR demonstrates the technique with perfection as they pull into the local DPD depot on St Philips Road.
If you do not have access to a plain white van (and you call yourself a van driver?), a hired vehicle is the perfect substitute, allowing you to perplex any cyclist who thinks they have the right to safe passage as they'll never be able to tell where you work.
Here in the video we see that the driver of the hired Thrifty van HX53JXR demonstrates the technique with perfection as they pull into the local DPD depot on St Philips Road.
Friday, 20 September 2013
Peter Abraham: show us the 20 mph road rage data
One goal of Bristol Traffic is to create datasets on how people get round bristol. It had been to create a ubiquitous mass surveillance police state -but it turns out Google have done that and then pass on the details to the NSA. So a focus on local issues for us.
While covering the Down's refusal to adopt 20 mph speed limits,we picked up on a statement by Cllr Peter Abraham:
A 20 mph limit might be appropriate for some streets, but I think it will cause road rage incidents and a lot of frustration for motorists on The Downs."
This assertion, road rage causes frustration is news to us. We've been against 20mph for a long time, not because it increases the likelihood of us getting out a cricket bat and bashing in the windows of the Citron Dyane doing 19 mph in front of us, but because it means it will take longer for us to get round the city.
Now presumably road-range incidents need >1 vehicle, so driving at 20 mph when it is quiet isn't going to cause you to jump out the car, get out the old cricket bat and bash in your own windscreen. The probability of a road rage incident must not only be a function of the driver, the road and the effective limit, but of the speed of the vehicle in front:
For any driver, Dn the probability equation becomes one of:
P(road-rage(Dn, road)) = fn(driver, road, limit, velocity(Dn), velocity(Dn-1))
For an entire road over a day, with K drivers, the probability of a road-rage event is
Sum(Dn=1..K) P(road-rage(Dn))
To predict that road-rage frequency, we need to know the value of the function fn(driver, road, limit, velocity(Dn); we can derive the rest from there.
It is critical we get the numbers to derive this, as well as understand where it is a discrete function such that it returns 0 for all speed limits >20, or if some drivers are capable of going over the edge at 30 mph, 40 mph, etc.
Nobody appears to have this data other thal Cllr Abraham, who is shaping city speed limits based on his private dataset.
It's more important than the downs too. If the road-rage probability gets higher whenever the speed of the vehicle in front is less than 20 mph, velocity(Dn-1)<20), then anything in our city which forces people to drive below 20 mph is going to create incidents.
That means we have to ban bicycles from all city streets where a car could be held up behind them.
For example, Hampton Road, redland. There would be a nice fast 30 mph stretch between two traffic jams, yet WV06WML is trapped in traffic between two bicycles. He only just manages to clear one and so sprint up the hill to the St Michael's Hill roundabout traffic jam by aggressively overtaking it and swinging in before hitting the oncoming cyclist.
if there were no cyclists here this incident would not have arisen. Admittedly, the journey time of the car would be the same -it's a different function, one that depends on the congestion of junctions, so is a function of all road users in the city at a specific time, not just the velocity of the vehicle in front. But we aren't worried about that: we are worried about road rage.
Peter Abraham appears to be the only person in a position of authority in Bristol with the confidence to assert that 20 mph limits increase road rage. He needs to publish this data, not just so that we can resist the rollout of the 20 mph zones, but to back our campaign to ban bicycles from the streets.
But will he provide it? We asked last week for that data:
---------- Forwarded message ----------
To date we have heard nothing, even though a week has passed. Presumably Cllr Abraham is a busy man, but even so we are concerned that this data -which would be invaluable to the debate about cycling as well as 20 mph limits is being held back.
We shall have to follow this up with another request.
While covering the Down's refusal to adopt 20 mph speed limits,we picked up on a statement by Cllr Peter Abraham:
A 20 mph limit might be appropriate for some streets, but I think it will cause road rage incidents and a lot of frustration for motorists on The Downs."
This assertion, road rage causes frustration is news to us. We've been against 20mph for a long time, not because it increases the likelihood of us getting out a cricket bat and bashing in the windows of the Citron Dyane doing 19 mph in front of us, but because it means it will take longer for us to get round the city.
Now presumably road-range incidents need >1 vehicle, so driving at 20 mph when it is quiet isn't going to cause you to jump out the car, get out the old cricket bat and bash in your own windscreen. The probability of a road rage incident must not only be a function of the driver, the road and the effective limit, but of the speed of the vehicle in front:
For any driver, Dn the probability equation becomes one of:
P(road-rage(Dn, road)) = fn(driver, road, limit, velocity(Dn), velocity(Dn-1))
For an entire road over a day, with K drivers, the probability of a road-rage event is
Sum(Dn=1..K) P(road-rage(Dn))
To predict that road-rage frequency, we need to know the value of the function fn(driver, road, limit, velocity(Dn); we can derive the rest from there.
It is critical we get the numbers to derive this, as well as understand where it is a discrete function such that it returns 0 for all speed limits >20, or if some drivers are capable of going over the edge at 30 mph, 40 mph, etc.
Nobody appears to have this data other thal Cllr Abraham, who is shaping city speed limits based on his private dataset.
It's more important than the downs too. If the road-rage probability gets higher whenever the speed of the vehicle in front is less than 20 mph, velocity(Dn-1)<20), then anything in our city which forces people to drive below 20 mph is going to create incidents.
That means we have to ban bicycles from all city streets where a car could be held up behind them.
For example, Hampton Road, redland. There would be a nice fast 30 mph stretch between two traffic jams, yet WV06WML is trapped in traffic between two bicycles. He only just manages to clear one and so sprint up the hill to the St Michael's Hill roundabout traffic jam by aggressively overtaking it and swinging in before hitting the oncoming cyclist.
if there were no cyclists here this incident would not have arisen. Admittedly, the journey time of the car would be the same -it's a different function, one that depends on the congestion of junctions, so is a function of all road users in the city at a specific time, not just the velocity of the vehicle in front. But we aren't worried about that: we are worried about road rage.
Peter Abraham appears to be the only person in a position of authority in Bristol with the confidence to assert that 20 mph limits increase road rage. He needs to publish this data, not just so that we can resist the rollout of the 20 mph zones, but to back our campaign to ban bicycles from the streets.
But will he provide it? We asked last week for that data:
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Bristol Traffic <bristol.traffic at gmail.com>
Date: 13 September 2013 09:17
Subject: Press Query about speed limits in the downs
To: peter.abraham@bristol.gov.uk
From: Bristol Traffic <bristol.traffic at gmail.com>
Date: 13 September 2013 09:17
Subject: Press Query about speed limits in the downs
To: peter.abraham@bristol.gov.uk
Hello
The Bristol Traffic Project is -as you may know -one of Bristol's premier online reporting sites, focusing purely on transport.
While we are often regarded as some form of
shallow spoof, we consider ourselves an evidence-driven organisation: we
use photographs and videos to defend our statements, while our
coverages of game theory as applied to Bristol's streets include articles that have been cited by such luminaries as Tom Vanderbilt, author of the book, Traffic.
Accordingly, we'd like to follow up our coverage on the proposals for 20 mph limits in the downs, with a query for some data to back up the decision of the committee to retain a 30 mph limit.
One statement you have apparently made to the evening post was that a 20mph limit is inappropriate for the downs: I think it will cause road rage incidents and a lot of frustration for motorists on The Downs."
Here are our questions
1. Do you have any defensible data that demonstrates that 20 mph limits lead to road rage?
2. London's
Royal Parks all have 20 mph limits. What is unique to Bristol's parks,
or its residents, that mean that having a 20 mph limit in an urban park
is something which they are unable to cope with?
3. Did the downs committee consider how the
retention of a 30 mph limit will continue to make cycling on these roads
intimidating, especially for families -and that either this would be at
odds with the management plan's stated goal of encouraging cycling -and
likely to push the cyclists, especially family groups, onto cycling on
the footpaths instead?
We await your responses
SteveL
Chief Data Scientist,
Bristol Traffic Project
---------- Forwarded message ----------
To date we have heard nothing, even though a week has passed. Presumably Cllr Abraham is a busy man, but even so we are concerned that this data -which would be invaluable to the debate about cycling as well as 20 mph limits is being held back.
We shall have to follow this up with another request.
Thursday, 19 September 2013
Anything Clifton can do, Stokes Croft can do better
Our Whiteladies road texting coverage shows that 1 car per traffic light cycle is on the phone. Well, if that's clifton and the commuters from the ""20 mph means road rage" suburbs over the downs, Stokes Croft will have to do better -won't it.
Here then is a video at about 16:50 on a weekday evening. The tax dodger is cycling up Nugent Hill, while some children are returning home in the other direction. Given the 15% gradient, that family is earning its school dinners.
Then, down to Arley Hill to count the no. of vehicles phoning or texting in the traffic jam. Arley Hill cuts through from Cotham to Cheltenham Road, where, if you tuck into the bus lane and then go up to turn left towards Ashley Road, gets you to the M32 at the St Pauls Roundabout -without having to go to the bearpit roundabout or nearby. This makes it a nice little route from Redland and Clifton to the M32 at peak hours -too nice, and too widely known.
If you look, there are a set of different actions taking place in the vehicles
It comes out to seven vehicles: P217UWS, HG10AKP, KM59KML, FA04VZL, G869UAM, KF54EHH, BF08DJP.
Fluke! the Cliftonians cry! Pure Chance!
Possibly. Lets try that again, shall we?
Heres the next video, from the bottom and back up again.
There's been enough of an interval that the cars at the tail of the previous survey are now at the front: KF54EHH, texting at the end of the last video, is now the second car in line, still texting happily. Now the car behind, MF56VJC, has joined in.
Carrying on up, we encounter the van BF05VZT, gsfcarparts.com, a large grey van WV13YHA on the phone, and then the white BMW WN13CCE with the driver texting.
The driver in the "don't cook just eat" car is hand-rolling a cigarette -false alarm.
After the speed bump comes the renault megane HV03WNR, then, after a small gap, the Honda Civic WJ06ZBN with its driver speaking on his phone. Finally, just after the RAC van comes white van W9MWM. At this point the vehicles are moving, so the driver here is left with a problem: how to text while driving over a speed bump.
The solution is obvious, put the phone onto the steering wheel and hold the wheel while you text with your thumbs.
After that: no more. Note that the normal scapegoats -taxis and minicabs- are not joining in. They work in the car, there's no need for them to text ahead saying "I am stuck in the traffic jam that stretches from Arley Hill to M32 and which appears here every evening".
Looking at the numbers from that last video and comparing with Clifton, in that initial stretch from Nugent Hill to the lights, there are 13 cars, of which five are on the phone: one speaking, four texting.
Thats 38% of our sample set. Discount the speaking and focus on texting: 30%.
Those are numbers clifton doesn't even come close to. Here we have a line of traffic and over one driver in three is on the phone.
Clifton? DNC: Did Not Compete.
Here then is a video at about 16:50 on a weekday evening. The tax dodger is cycling up Nugent Hill, while some children are returning home in the other direction. Given the 15% gradient, that family is earning its school dinners.
Then, down to Arley Hill to count the no. of vehicles phoning or texting in the traffic jam. Arley Hill cuts through from Cotham to Cheltenham Road, where, if you tuck into the bus lane and then go up to turn left towards Ashley Road, gets you to the M32 at the St Pauls Roundabout -without having to go to the bearpit roundabout or nearby. This makes it a nice little route from Redland and Clifton to the M32 at peak hours -too nice, and too widely known.
If you look, there are a set of different actions taking place in the vehicles
- despair. driver holding onto the handle above the door, disbelieving that it can take so long. Tourist?
- phone: talk, text or facebook.
- eat. Not just junk food either -a couple of people are eating prepared meals from plastic containers. These are locals who know it takes 10-15 minutes to traverse Arley hill at peak hours.
- enjoy the music. Only a couple of people are doing this -but they seem happy.
It comes out to seven vehicles: P217UWS, HG10AKP, KM59KML, FA04VZL, G869UAM, KF54EHH, BF08DJP.
Fluke! the Cliftonians cry! Pure Chance!
Possibly. Lets try that again, shall we?
Heres the next video, from the bottom and back up again.
There's been enough of an interval that the cars at the tail of the previous survey are now at the front: KF54EHH, texting at the end of the last video, is now the second car in line, still texting happily. Now the car behind, MF56VJC, has joined in.
Carrying on up, we encounter the van BF05VZT, gsfcarparts.com, a large grey van WV13YHA on the phone, and then the white BMW WN13CCE with the driver texting.
The driver in the "don't cook just eat" car is hand-rolling a cigarette -false alarm.
After the speed bump comes the renault megane HV03WNR, then, after a small gap, the Honda Civic WJ06ZBN with its driver speaking on his phone. Finally, just after the RAC van comes white van W9MWM. At this point the vehicles are moving, so the driver here is left with a problem: how to text while driving over a speed bump.
The solution is obvious, put the phone onto the steering wheel and hold the wheel while you text with your thumbs.
After that: no more. Note that the normal scapegoats -taxis and minicabs- are not joining in. They work in the car, there's no need for them to text ahead saying "I am stuck in the traffic jam that stretches from Arley Hill to M32 and which appears here every evening".
Looking at the numbers from that last video and comparing with Clifton, in that initial stretch from Nugent Hill to the lights, there are 13 cars, of which five are on the phone: one speaking, four texting.
Thats 38% of our sample set. Discount the speaking and focus on texting: 30%.
Those are numbers clifton doesn't even come close to. Here we have a line of traffic and over one driver in three is on the phone.
Clifton? DNC: Did Not Compete.
Wednesday, 18 September 2013
Does car parking encourage local shopping?
One of the "Pickles war on the war on motorists" issues is that the lack of free parking is destroying the high street. An interesting assertion, but is it backed with real data? Well, we like our data over opinions, especially when the opinions come from politicians, national or local, which aren't backed up by any evidence.
Here is whiteladies road on a weekday, from Clifton Down shopping centre up to Blackboy Hill, or more precisely the Port of Call pub.
Some things to observe.
Here is whiteladies road on a weekday, from Clifton Down shopping centre up to Blackboy Hill, or more precisely the Port of Call pub.
Some things to observe.
- 0:00 starts at clifton down, where a mid-size Sainsbury's provides groceries and beers.
- The first 1:15 of the 2:30 video contains a stretch with vast amounts of short stay parking for shoppers. With the roll out of the bus lanes, the commuter parking here is now gone.
- The first 1:15 of the 2:30 video contains many vacant shops. Two camera shops -killed by digital cameras eliminating the printing business, and Amazon. One bookshop: killed by Amazon. A bottoms-up off license. Some clubs which went away when "the strip" fell out of fashion.
- The upper half of the video contains lots of shops -even though the parking spaces there are all full. It includes esoteric shops: kitchens, ellis brigham, artists supplies premium things: a fish shops, a cheese-vendor, and everyday things.
The implication here is not that a lack of parking kills shopping, but that online trading and digital devices has destroyed the business models of some shops, trends in nightlife (and the cash to party) others. The 2008 banker-created recession has probably been more destructive than anti-car policies in this road.
Another issue may be that the Sainsbury's sucks up all the daily shopping cash, leaving only outdoor coffee shops nearby and a post office/chemist. The upper section of the hill keeps going due to a large local resident population with enough money to buy things, and the fact it contains the last off licenses, pubs and chip shops before the downs, or more precisely the student halls of residence on the other side of the downs.
(footnote: one of main camera of this project, a panasonic TZ27, came from Jacob's cameras which was at 0:54. London Camera Exchange in central Bristol is still surviving, showing that some of the more specialist camera shops are surviving -even though parking there is worse)
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Monday, 16 September 2013
Whiteladies Road Texting: DG54DFV joins the dataset
Last week's Suspension Bridge visit showed that only 1 car in 100 in that traffic jam was texting. Maybe our Whiteladies Road "one car in 6" dataset was a fluke?
More study is needed, so here is another quick visit
This time, DG54DFV is the vehicle with a driver texting. We should start collecting gender statistics. Today: female.
Maybe there is something to do with the fact that this is often the journey into town, the inbound route, which encourages texting. We should stop and ask people about why they are texting or checking facebook to understand this. Or perhaps delegate this task to Avon and Somerset Police
More study is needed, so here is another quick visit
This time, DG54DFV is the vehicle with a driver texting. We should start collecting gender statistics. Today: female.
Maybe there is something to do with the fact that this is often the journey into town, the inbound route, which encourages texting. We should stop and ask people about why they are texting or checking facebook to understand this. Or perhaps delegate this task to Avon and Somerset Police
Thursday, 12 September 2013
Reminder: We are a data driven organisation that understands how things work
Some people -mistakenly consider us to be some kind of spoof, whereas in fact we are a documentary that has built up a weakly-defensible dataset of the city's transport issues.We also include topics like queue theory, game theory and the like to analyse that data.
This is why we despair when the legacy mass media publish articles that lack both real data and the fundamental understanding behind it
Now, Queue theory, Erlang's core concept: A queue happens when the egress rate of a channel is lower than the ingress rate.
In less technical terms "you get a queue if less things are leaving something than entering". It doesn't matter how big a bucket is, if more watering is pouring into it than is leaving from a hole in the bottom -eventually it will overflow
In evening post commenter terms "there's no point making something two lanes wide if it has to go down to one lane wide a bit further on". The bottleneck is the one-lane bit wide, not the two lane stretch.
We know this is hard to grasp, which is why people are still complaining about the Portway bus lane. Evening Post Commenters: the bottlenecks are the narrow bits beyond the suspension bridge and Anchor Road -removing the bus lane will not increase your journey time by car at all.
Alternatively: it is futile to remove a bus lane in the name of congestion, if there's a single-lane road later on. You are wasting your life on something that will not deliver the benefits you expect. You may argue against this using the term "common sense" -but that is why building things from bridges to computer networks rely on people called "engineers" trained in something called "mathematics". Common sense doesn't cut it when you actually want something to work.
The Evening Post reporters need to pick this up too.
As today there is an article, Traffic lights on Blackboy Hill 'are cause of the congestion'.
He conducted a survey and claims that the lights held up lots of buses.
Furthermore, if you are going to do a survey on congestion -why do it outside the rush hour. Do it at 08:30 at peak commute and school runs. Doing it after 9am is like saying the M32 doesn't get congested because you drove up it on a sunday morning.
Bad data, failure to root cause analysis and then pretending to care about public transport. We don't do any of these.
Mind you, Mr Brooks' pretence to care about buses doesn't make it through the article:
Sorry, but the congestion has other causes. It may seem frustrating to be stuck in a car watching bike lanes and bus lanes that are empty most of the time, but that is because they are working. The buses are not being held up until they merge with the cars on Whiteladies road; the bicycles not held up at all, mostly.
Here then is our dataset: a video from "wheels on the bike" counting the entire set of vehicles on Whiteladies Road, from the top to the triangle, in 1:45.
Most of Whiteladies road is one lane wide. That is the bottleneck -the carrying capacity of the road. Arguing about bus lanes up the hill or even switching times of traffic lights is irrelevant when there is a lane traffic jam from Park Row and Park Street stretching all the way up to the Downs.
This is why appearing on papers demanding for things to be removed because they "cause congestion" is dangerous. Someone may one day see this video and say "maybe there are other issues". We know that -it's the surburbanites driving into town. Simon Brookes should recognise this, and keep his mouth shut.
This is why we despair when the legacy mass media publish articles that lack both real data and the fundamental understanding behind it
Now, Queue theory, Erlang's core concept: A queue happens when the egress rate of a channel is lower than the ingress rate.
In less technical terms "you get a queue if less things are leaving something than entering". It doesn't matter how big a bucket is, if more watering is pouring into it than is leaving from a hole in the bottom -eventually it will overflow
In evening post commenter terms "there's no point making something two lanes wide if it has to go down to one lane wide a bit further on". The bottleneck is the one-lane bit wide, not the two lane stretch.
We know this is hard to grasp, which is why people are still complaining about the Portway bus lane. Evening Post Commenters: the bottlenecks are the narrow bits beyond the suspension bridge and Anchor Road -removing the bus lane will not increase your journey time by car at all.
Alternatively: it is futile to remove a bus lane in the name of congestion, if there's a single-lane road later on. You are wasting your life on something that will not deliver the benefits you expect. You may argue against this using the term "common sense" -but that is why building things from bridges to computer networks rely on people called "engineers" trained in something called "mathematics". Common sense doesn't cut it when you actually want something to work.
The Evening Post reporters need to pick this up too.
As today there is an article, Traffic lights on Blackboy Hill 'are cause of the congestion'.
A BRISTOL campaigner claims a set of traffic lights at a busy junction cause more congestion than they solve – and should be ripped out.We aren't sure what "campaigner" means here. Presumably it means "someone who doesn't understand queue theory but likes to get their face in the regional press"
Simon Brookes, who led a campaign for the removal of a controversial bus lane in Westbury Road, is now calling for the removal of the lights at the top of Blackboy Hill.
He conducted a survey and claims that the lights held up lots of buses.
Mr Brookes carried out another survey yesterday between 9am and 10am. He said he witnessed 89 changes of the lights and during that time, only two buses went through on green. But the number of buses going uphill and held up on a red was 26.We are surprised that Mr Brooks has now started caring about buses. Because if you are trying to get bus lanes removed on the approach to Whiteladies Road, suddenly caring about their performance in Whiteladies Road itself seems somewhat hypocritical -unless you are simply pretending to care.
Furthermore, if you are going to do a survey on congestion -why do it outside the rush hour. Do it at 08:30 at peak commute and school runs. Doing it after 9am is like saying the M32 doesn't get congested because you drove up it on a sunday morning.
Bad data, failure to root cause analysis and then pretending to care about public transport. We don't do any of these.
Mind you, Mr Brooks' pretence to care about buses doesn't make it through the article:
He will also be calling for a cycle lane to be removed from Westbury Park, where it meets with North Road.
He said the lane was not used by cyclists and simply added to traffic congestion.
Mr Brookes also wants to see the removal of the remaining stretch of bus lane from Westbury Park.
Sorry, but the congestion has other causes. It may seem frustrating to be stuck in a car watching bike lanes and bus lanes that are empty most of the time, but that is because they are working. The buses are not being held up until they merge with the cars on Whiteladies road; the bicycles not held up at all, mostly.
Here then is our dataset: a video from "wheels on the bike" counting the entire set of vehicles on Whiteladies Road, from the top to the triangle, in 1:45.
Most of Whiteladies road is one lane wide. That is the bottleneck -the carrying capacity of the road. Arguing about bus lanes up the hill or even switching times of traffic lights is irrelevant when there is a lane traffic jam from Park Row and Park Street stretching all the way up to the Downs.
This is why appearing on papers demanding for things to be removed because they "cause congestion" is dangerous. Someone may one day see this video and say "maybe there are other issues". We know that -it's the surburbanites driving into town. Simon Brookes should recognise this, and keep his mouth shut.
The Downs Committee joins the Bikelash!
Attached to Clifton are "the downs". You can recognise it by the way that all paths on the park have a big "No Cycling" sign -usually near some parked cars
The nominal reason they have the no cycling sign is to stop pedestrians and parked cars being damaged by cyclists.
In high summer, the Downs committee allows the Zoo (in exchange for money, obviously), to let visitors park on the downs, and bill the visitors for doing so.
In 2010 proposals to provide a park and ride alternative, were, rightfully, rejected.

It's quite clear what the Downs Committee wants. Nobody cycling on the pavement, people driving to the downs and parking on the grass.
Even so, council plans threaten it -and this week it is with a shocking proposal to make the speed limit in the park 20 mph!
Fortunately, the committee has come out and rejected it.
there we have it then. Total opposition to the proposals based on a single experiment of driving round at 20 mph, once, and noticing cars got upset.
We can expect the cycling campaigners to be a bit put out by this
Cllr Peter Abraham is the councillor for Stoke Bishop, whose residents have to drive over the downs to get anywhere. It's bad enough that the RPZ is going to remove a lot of parking opportunities, now they will be forced to drive a little bit slower.
As he said earlier. :
Lowering the speed limit in one of Bristol's main parks from 30 mph to 20 mph would only increase road rage, and, by encouraging people to walk and cycle round the park, increase problems!
This is why we support the actions of the Downs Committee. We also appreciate that many of the committee members are from the Society of Merchant Venturers. It is precisely because these people are chosen without democratic oversight that they are able to resist petty popularist policies like making parks safer for pedestrians and cyclists! Only they can represent the true voice of the evening post commenters!
The nominal reason they have the no cycling sign is to stop pedestrians and parked cars being damaged by cyclists.
In high summer, the Downs committee allows the Zoo (in exchange for money, obviously), to let visitors park on the downs, and bill the visitors for doing so.
In 2010 proposals to provide a park and ride alternative, were, rightfully, rejected.
It's quite clear what the Downs Committee wants. Nobody cycling on the pavement, people driving to the downs and parking on the grass.
Even so, council plans threaten it -and this week it is with a shocking proposal to make the speed limit in the park 20 mph!
Fortunately, the committee has come out and rejected it.
PLANS to bring in a 20mph speed limit on roads around The Downs have been opposed by the committee responsible for the open space.
The Downs Committee – made up of councillors and representatives from the Merchant Venturers – considered the proposals at their meeting yesterdayand voted against them by four votes to two, with one abstention.
Councillor Peter Abraham said: "I feel very strongly about this and I think we should oppose the 20mph limit being brought in on roads around the Downs."
Merchant Venturer Andrew Densham said he had attempted driving along the stretch at 20mph before the meeting and was greeted by flashing lights from fellow motorists.
"It is almost impossible to do," he said. "Going 20mph is absurd on most of those roads.
"I think the consequences of it would be more dangerous."
Fellow Merchant Venturer Anthony Brown said: "The traffic sub-committee asked what the experience had been on Ladies Mile and was told the average speed was 26mph and there are no major problems.
"If the speed limit is reduced people would do 20,16,18 and people would want to overtake. It was our view that it could be more dangerous."
there we have it then. Total opposition to the proposals based on a single experiment of driving round at 20 mph, once, and noticing cars got upset.
We can expect the cycling campaigners to be a bit put out by this
- Flat out refusal to provide safe alternatives to Ladies Mile or Sea Wall/ice cream van routes for bicycles
- Flat out refusal to consider lower speed limits that would benefit cyclists or even pedestrians trying to cross the road.
Cllr Peter Abraham is the councillor for Stoke Bishop, whose residents have to drive over the downs to get anywhere. It's bad enough that the RPZ is going to remove a lot of parking opportunities, now they will be forced to drive a little bit slower.
As he said earlier. :
I would much rather see the 30mph limit, which was only recently introduced, rigidly enforced. A 20 mph limit might be appropriate for some streets, but I think it will cause road rage incidents and a lot of frustration for motorists on The Downs."See: the council has already forced the speed limit down from 60 mph to 30 only ten years ago, and it is hard enough for his electorate to handle
Lowering the speed limit in one of Bristol's main parks from 30 mph to 20 mph would only increase road rage, and, by encouraging people to walk and cycle round the park, increase problems!
This is why we support the actions of the Downs Committee. We also appreciate that many of the committee members are from the Society of Merchant Venturers. It is precisely because these people are chosen without democratic oversight that they are able to resist petty popularist policies like making parks safer for pedestrians and cyclists! Only they can represent the true voice of the evening post commenters!
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Wednesday, 4 September 2013
Better texting data: only 1 driver in 100 does it
Our morning surveys show that about 1 in 5 drivers stopped at a light is texing or phoning. Pretty damning -but there could be selection bias. The lights stop the drivers who aren't aggressive -possibly because they are on the phone. And its one route, morning only.
More data is needed.
Here then is a short video of the route from Ashton Court to Clifton, initially showing a line of stationary traffic on the A369 (Portishead and M5 Gordano Services exit), heading down to town. Ignore them: our dataset is the line of vehicles heading to the junction from the Clifton Suspension Bridge. It's great for a survey: a row of stationary vehicles, easy to measure from the other side of the road, and because of the toll, many people have their window down.
Count the cars, and see if you can spot the one texting
For the inattentive, it's the Audi 1:88, where both driver and passenger are tapping away on their smartphones. That's the car with the custom number plate RJZ1066, to show how important they really are.
Sadly, even though they are important, they are stuck behind 70+ other vehicles driven by people who also think that they are important, so the Audi driver has to text ahead and perhaps add updates on facebook. It is selfish commuters who are holding up the important people from getting home from Clifton.
What's important is that the new data shows that the claims that 1 driver in 5 is texting at lights is clearly false -at least here, on a weekday evening.
More data is needed.
Here then is a short video of the route from Ashton Court to Clifton, initially showing a line of stationary traffic on the A369 (Portishead and M5 Gordano Services exit), heading down to town. Ignore them: our dataset is the line of vehicles heading to the junction from the Clifton Suspension Bridge. It's great for a survey: a row of stationary vehicles, easy to measure from the other side of the road, and because of the toll, many people have their window down.
Count the cars, and see if you can spot the one texting
For the inattentive, it's the Audi 1:88, where both driver and passenger are tapping away on their smartphones. That's the car with the custom number plate RJZ1066, to show how important they really are.
Sadly, even though they are important, they are stuck behind 70+ other vehicles driven by people who also think that they are important, so the Audi driver has to text ahead and perhaps add updates on facebook. It is selfish commuters who are holding up the important people from getting home from Clifton.
What's important is that the new data shows that the claims that 1 driver in 5 is texting at lights is clearly false -at least here, on a weekday evening.
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Wednesday, 28 August 2013
Archaeologists seek the fabled "lost cycle lane of Stokes Croft"
It's long been claimed that there is a pre-roman era cycle lane on Stokes Croft, hidden under the parked cars.
We now have a video of an archaeological dig that set out to explore this and other historical artifacts of the area
There ae some sightings of the fabled lost bike lanes of stokes croft at 3:07 and 4:45
Some viewers may be surprised by the fact that the university professor didn't know much about living on the Isles of Turbo, even though the university is 0.8 miles away. Remember, Bristol measures its status in vertical metres, the uni is near the top of the hill, whereas from Turbo Island the only place left to go down is the bear pit.
Even so, Stokes Croft does not like to deny opportunities to anyone -all university faculty members are invited to the island, just bring your own drinks. Some ethanol from the chemistry department would go down a treat.
Thursday, 22 August 2013
Suspension Bridge response: these are not the build-outs you are looking for
A few of our cycling-troublemakers objected to the build-out at the junction with Observatory Road, on the basis this would increase car/bicycle conflict.
This argument was dismissed with this simple reposte: there are no build outs on Suspension Bridge Road.

This is fantastic, because it not only destroys all objections to the build out -it makes the cyclists question their own sanity.
Do they see build-outs on Suspension Bridge Road and Gloucester Row? They aren't there. Those bits on the map where they say "proposed footway build outs with dropped kerbs"? They aren't there.
This is as great a way of dealing with objections as the "the cycling group said it was OK". Here you don't need to even reference that, you just say "you are mistaken, there are no build outs on that road".
Presumably this explains the appearance of buildouts over the uphill bike lane on nearby whiteleadies road. They aren't there either, and anyone who complains about them is mistaken,
This argument was dismissed with this simple reposte: there are no build outs on Suspension Bridge Road.

This is fantastic, because it not only destroys all objections to the build out -it makes the cyclists question their own sanity.
Do they see build-outs on Suspension Bridge Road and Gloucester Row? They aren't there. Those bits on the map where they say "proposed footway build outs with dropped kerbs"? They aren't there.
This is as great a way of dealing with objections as the "the cycling group said it was OK". Here you don't need to even reference that, you just say "you are mistaken, there are no build outs on that road".
Presumably this explains the appearance of buildouts over the uphill bike lane on nearby whiteleadies road. They aren't there either, and anyone who complains about them is mistaken,
Wednesday, 21 August 2013
Suspension Bridge: Council to objectors: go away
Here then, as promised, is the council's response.
- The council cycling QA team reviewed it -and didn't object.
- Therefore there are no problems with the route.
- Therefore all the objectors are mistaken
- So their objections will be ignored.
This is fantastic! It shows the way forward for building pro-car designs in an anti-car city. All we have to do is involve the cycling team at the last minute, get some inadequate review from them -and we've got a green light to do what we want.
Once the cycling team at the council say there is nothing wrong with a route, all objections from cyclists can be discounted.
The best bit: the cycle team will get the blame, but by the time they get to find out, it's too late. And now we can use their "they didn't say no" response to ignore all other objections, the council road team must be laughing:
The best bit: the cycle team will get the blame, but by the time they get to find out, it's too late. And now we can use their "they didn't say no" response to ignore all other objections, the council road team must be laughing:
Consultation comments and responses, Summer 2013
RS12088 Suspension Bridge Road Highway Improvement Works
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Please consider closing Observatory Road to non‐coach and non‐cycle traffic; there is a very
suitable alternative route via the mini roundabout and this would unify the green areas,
The feasibility of this is now being investigated and traffic counts are being arranged to assess the impact on the wider road network. If it is deemed workable then steps will be taken to procure the Traffic Regulation Order, including public advertisement of the proposals, when there will be opportunity for comments to be made,
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Please consider making Observatory Road one way (southbound) for coaches and two‐way for
cyclists,
The proposed coach drop off point is designed for coaches to access by turning off Suspension Bridge Road (SBR), ie heading northbound on Observatory Road. Not only does this design make use of an historic ‘layby’ area, thus minimising the change of the road layout, but exiting Observatory Road from its northern end makes use of an easier junction than turning out of the bottom. Foreign coaches would, however, need to travel southbound in order to access the drop off point and allow passengers to alight onto the footway. Observatory Road would be kept two‐ way for cyclists, if a closure to non‐coach traffic was progressed,
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Please consider installing one or two zebra crossings on Observatory Road if it remains open to
general traffic,
Controlled crossings, such as zebras, should be installed on established pedestrian ‘desire’ lines, i.e. on established routes where pedestrians already cross; the ‘desire’ lines across Observatory Road are across the junctions at each end. Controlled crossings are expensive, and the installation costs would be difficult to justify here if Observatory Road was to be partially closed, as discussed in 1, due to the reduced traffic volume,
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Use different surfaces across the mouths of side roads to affirm the presence and priority of
pedestrians over turning vehicles,
The primary purpose of surface treatment in this context is to prevent skidding under sharp braking on the approach to pedestrian crossings, but it also serves to warn motorists in advance, of the possibility of pedestrians being in the road. It would not be appropriate, therefore, to just lay a strip of surfacing across a junction, but a larger area would be treated, including the approach roads, such as is proposed on SBR in the area between the two tables. We would not wish to encourage pedestrians to cross SBR in the vicinity of its junctions with Observatory Road and Sion Hill, due to the various turning movements here, but rather to use the zebra crossing near The Mall or the proposed tables a little further west. We would not, therefore, lay surface treatment on the SBR approaches to the side road junctions, but limit its use to giving warning of, and protecting, the two areas mentioned, where more formal crossing points are already in place or are proposed,
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Very difficult to cross Sion Hill – Sion Place, please build out between the junctions,
It is currently proposed to build the footway out between Sion Hill and Sion Place in order to
reduce the width of the wide junction, to facilitate pedestrian movement and also slow traffic
turning left from SBR, down into Sion Hill,
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Crossing Gloucester Row can be difficult and dangerous because of the heavy traffic flow. The
changes will make this worse (increasing coach traffic), particularly endangering pedestrians
seeking to cross Observatory Road,
It is not considered that installing a coach drop off point on Observatory Road will significantly increase the total amount of traffic travelling along SBR / Gloucester Row. An estimate of visiting coach numbers is an average of 3 per day, with an expected maximum of 5 per day. Partially closing Observatory Road, as discussed in 1, is likely to increase traffic volume along this road, however, and this will be considered when the feasibility is assessed. It would, however, also reduce the amount of turning movements at the junction of SBR and Observatory Road, arguably making it simpler to cross. There is also a zebra crossing a little further up the Mall, where priority is given to pedestrians to be able to cross,
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Please ensure that the junctions at the top of Sion Hill and Sion Place are not narrowed too
much,
All new road layouts are checked that they are able to be tracked by large vehicles as part of the design process,
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The southernmost footway on SBR is too narrow, this could be closed and a new footway could
be cut across the Downs,
Given the pedestrian desire lines across SBR on the approach to the bridge, particularly on the route to the childrens’ play park, it would be necessary to keep the existing footway on the southern side. The foliage and bank has encroached over the footway opposite the public conveniences, and it is proposed to restore the width of the footway here,
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The dropped kerbs in the build outs at the end of Observatory Road are on the widest part of the
junction, putting pedestrians at risk,
The proposed dropped kerbs will be moved back to the existing position,
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Consider installing a raised crossing across the end of Observatory Road, in order to slow traffic,
A raised crossing could be a very useful item here, provided it was set back from the junction to allow cyclists to straighten up before negotiating the ramp. It would, however, be unnecessary if Observatory Road was to be partially closed, as discussed in 1, due to the reduced traffic volume,
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Removal of the pedestrian refuge island at the junction of Observatory Road and SBR is not safe
for pedestrians, due to the speed of traffic exiting SBR and queueing on Observatory Road,
It is considered that the proposed built out footways in the junction will reduce the speed of traffic turning into Observatory Road, making the junction easier to negotiate as a pedestrian. Furthermore the crossing width is also proposed to be reduced. It is understood, however, that the existing refuge island is useful in allowing pedestrians to cross one stream of traffic at a time.
It would, however, be unnecessary if Observatory Road was to be partially closed, as discussed
in 1, due to the reduced traffic volume,
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Formal crossing points should be installed across SBR, rather than tables,
Although there are several main pedestrian desire lines across SBR, on the route to the childrens’ play park and near the public conveniences, pedestrians do wander across the road between these points and also closer to the bridge, across the central reserve. Research shows that controlled crossings are not necessarily suitable for areas where there is a ‘scatter’ of crossing movements, rather than distinct desire lines, perhaps because motorists are focussing on the crossing itself rather than who may be crossing elsewhere. The proposed 20mph limit (being proposed as a separate scheme), together with the proposed speed tables should slow the traffic so that pedestrians are more able to negotiate SBR without the need for formal controlled crossings,
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Slower traffic along SBR will be more dangerous for pedestrians to cross between as it will be
more bunched up,
It is unlikely that slowing the traffic will result in it being bunched up and therefore difficult for pedestrians to negotiate, rather traffic will undoubtedly slow for the speed tables, allowing slightly more gaps. It is hoped that the slower speeds, together with the raised areas may even encourage some drivers to actually give way to pedestrians at the tables,
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The Sion Hill build out can not be used by people in wheelchairs as they can not negotiate the
steps at The Mall end of the footway, near the zebra crossing,
People in wheelchairs would be able to use the proposed crossing point across Observatory Road, with great ease if Observatory Road was to be partially closed, as discussed in 1, due to the reduced traffic volume,
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Turning right from Observatory Road onto SBR is tricky on a bicycle in heavy traffic,
If Observatory Road was to be partially closed, as discussed in 1, turning movements into and out of the junction would be negligible, reducing the potential for conflict at the junction. Traffic flow along SBR is likely to increase, but the zebra crossing near The Mall will continue to provide gaps when the traffic is flowing freely. When traffic is backed up and at a crawl during peak time, there would be limited impact, except for the positive effect of the reduced turning movements,
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The westbound cycle lane on SBR approaching the bridge is too narrow, especially where the
central reserve starts, and part of it is cobbled,
There is limited scope for widening the cycle lane on the bridge approach along SBR. Where the central reserve starts it is necessary to maintain a narrow traffic lane in order to ensure that the weighbridge takes the full axle load of heavy vehicles, from both wheels. The feasibility of widening the carriageway directly after the weighbridge is being investigated, in order to widen the cycle lane through this pinch point. It is not feasible, as part of this scheme, to meaningfully widen the approach cycle lane, as this would mean widening the highway corridor over the common land, a strip of full depth carriageway construction, relaying of a long length of granite sett channel, drainage works and reconstruction of the whole footway; this could not be carried out within the scheme budget,
17. The westmost table, can the carriageway be widened to widen the cycle lane, please?
As discussed in point 16, the feasibility of widening the carriageway directly after the
weighbridge is being investigated, in order to widen the cycle lane through this pinch point,
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Please consider a segregated cycle lane along Suspension Bridge Road (SBR),
As discussed in point 8, given the pedestrian desire lines across SBR on the approach to the bridge, particularly on the route to the childrens’ play park, we deem it necessary to keep the existing footway on the southern side. There is therefore no space within the existing highway corridor for a segregated cycleway along SBR,
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The build outs at the end of Observatory Road create a pinch point for cyclists,
If Observatory Road was to be partially closed, as discussed in 1, it would not be used for general traffic and cyclists would, for the majority of the time, have the road to themselves,
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Please introduce a 10 or 15mph limit for safety and structural reasons and a ‘no overtaking’
restriction on the bridge,
The Bridgemaster is satisfied that a 20mph limit is suitable for the structural needs of the bridge. This is also the slowest limit which is permitted to be imposed on the public highway. We have forwarded the comments regarding a ‘no overtaking’ restriction to the Bridgemaster,
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It is not clear that the works have been formally assessed with regard to cycling. This should be
done,
The proposals have been formally assessed with regard to cycling, as part of the Council’s ‘quality assurance’ design process,
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Extend the central reserve onto the bridge with other measures to discourage overtaking,
We have forwarded the request for the extension of the central reserve onto the bridge to the Bridgemaster,
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Appropriate signing would be useful to draw drivers’ attention to cyclists,
Part of the scheme’s brief is to reduce and rationalise highway signing in the area. It is not considered necessary to introduce further signing to draw attention to cyclists,
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The speed tables should have bypasses for cyclists as they are too sharp and deteriorate leaving
a dangerous surface,
The ramps of the speed tables are proposed to be sinusoidal in profile and the ramps are proposed to have flat tops. This is different to the usual design which is more angular and sharp. The ramps are only proposed to be 75mm high. It is considered, therefore, that they will pose no danger to cyclists,
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The existing cycling drop off from the toll bypass is not in a good position and this is worse with
the new ‘quick’ barriers,
We have forwarded the comments regarding the cycling drop off position and the new barriers
to the Bridgemaster,
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The tables should have high friction surfaces to avoid slipping in winter / wet weather,
Given the proposed gentle profile of the speed tables, as discussed in point 24, it is not considered necessary for them to have a high friction surface. Nevertheless we do intend to lay buff surface treatment on and between the tables, as discussed in point 4, to warn motorists of an area in which pedestrians are likely to be in the road,
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The approach road should be a ‘shared surface’,
The civil engineering works which would be necessary in order to make SBR a shared space could not be carried out within the scheme budget,
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The central reservation should be removed allowing wide cycle lanes to be introduced,
The central reservation must remain in place, in order to ensure accurate weighing of large vehicles on the weighbridge, as discussed in point 16,
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Please consider the second (unnamed) road opposite Christchurch for a bus drop off point as it is
flat, or on the Promenade,
It is likely that if a coach drop off bay was introduced too far away from the bridge, then coaches would still drop off passengers close to the bridge, and the hazard of coaches stopping on Observatory Road would remain,
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Consider left hand drive foreign coaches, when children will be alighting into the road rather
than onto the footway – can a sign be erected to encourage foreign drivers to pull in wrong
direction so that children can alight onto the footway?
There is no approved sign which can be used for this purpose; foreign drivers would need to pull over onto the ‘wrong’ side of the road in order to allow their passengers to alight safely. This could also be done within the proposed coach drop off bay, and one would assume that such drivers would be used to this issue and be prepared to do so,
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A coach exiting the drop off bay will be dangerous when it turns onto SBR,
Coaches would need to access Observatory Road from the south in order to access the coach bay. This would mean that they would not normally be exiting via the southern junction of Observatory Road, but via the northernmost junction,
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Coaches could be queueing as they wait for their slot at the drop off point,
Given that the area typically receives around 3 coaches per day, with an expected maximum of 5, and that coaches will only be permitted to drop off here, it is unlikely that this will be a significant issue,
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The 10 minute drop off time will be abused,
The coach bay would need to be enforced, in order to ensure turn over, and should problems
occur then extra enforcement would be requested,
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Currently coaches drop off on the far side of the Downs and drive down the road towards
Central Bristol (ie towards Pembroke Road) rather than impinging on Clifton Village,
Currently coaches also drop off along Observatory Road and Sion Hill, blocking the road and causing traffic to overtake in dangerous positions,
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Coaches should not be encouraged to drop off so close to the bridge,
Practically, as discussed in point 29, if a coach drop off bay was introduced too far away from the bridge, then coaches would still drop off passengers close to the bridge, and the hazard of coaches stopping on Observatory Road would remain,
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The coach drop off point should be just painted on the road to save expense and avoid loss of
Downs land,
If a coach bay was just painted on the road, rather than being in a layby, then the hazard of a parked coach which needs to be overtaken would remain. The purpose of this design is to provide a safe stopping place for coaches, where pedestrians can alight safely and walk to the bridge safely,
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A drop off point on Observatory Road would need to be about 2‐5 minutes drop off, to ensure
that they do not stay there if they are only in the area for about 1⁄4 hour. This would also ensure
that coaches can access the point, rather than circling the Downs waiting for space to stop.
Coaches waiting might just wait on Observatory Road till they can turn right and pull in, causing
congestion. Proper enforcement of the restrictions would be needed,
A 5 minute drop off time is unlikely to be long enough to allow a coach to return and stop to wait for passengers to board after visiting the area. As discussed in point 33, the restriction would need to be enforced,
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The ‘no return within 1 hour’ restriction will be a problem; do people stay in the area for an
hour? If not, then buses will be returning illegally, perhaps this time period needs to be reduced,
This is a good point, the proposed restriction is to be changed to, ‘10 minutes, no return within 30 minutes’,
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Thinks tourists miss the village, they only visit the bridge. Can some sort of signing be installed to
direct them to the village?
Investigation will be made into provision of a pedestrian sign, pointing towards Clifton Village, in order to encourage tourists to visit,
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What about encouraging people to visit the national trust woodland in the Leigh Woods area?
Speak to the National Trust,
Communication will be made with the National Trust, although priority for funding will be given to encourage visitors to visit attractions within the city boundary,
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Advanced weight limit warning signs for all bridge approaches could be useful,
A sign survey will be carried out in order to find out any deficiencies in the highway signing,
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Could do with a flashing ‘weight limit’ sign, like a VAS,
It would not be necessary for a sign to flash for all vehicles approaching the bridge, but only for large vehicles, like a speed limit sign only flashes for vehicles which are travelling too fast. While this is a good idea, in order for it to work it would have to be sited on SBR, near its junction with Sion Hill, and would clearly have to be activated by some means, meaning that the weighbridge would also have to be moved. The weighbridge is positioned where it is, so that if a large vehicle were to drive on the other side of the road in order to avoid being weighed, then this practice would be visible from the bridge toll booth and action could be taken to stop the vehicle. This could not so easily be done if the weighbridge was near Sion Hill. Nevertheless we have forwarded this comment to the Bridgemaster for his consideration,
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Can Parks be prevailed upon to improve the steps which are approx. 30m s/w of Observatory
Road? Also the slope down to the eastmost proposed table is treacherous in winter – can this be
relaid with a rougher tarmac?
Subject to funding, the steps will be reconstructed as part of the scheme. The comment about the slope condition will be forwarded to the Parks team for their consideration,
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Railings on the northern side of the eastmost proposed table – please restore the railings which
are bent and need painting. They should be moved rather than shortened!
The railings will not be shortened but rather be repositioned and restored,
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By the WCs, there are 3 or 4 concrete posts around the WCs, with no fencing on them so they
are redundant, please remove,
The posts will be removed as part of the scheme,
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BT pole in footway west of the toilets, is the post redundant (don’t think so actually)? If so
please remove,
We will contact BT to ascertain the need for the post, or otherwise, and if it is not needed ask them to remove it,
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Please maintain the loose kerbs on the bends,
The loose kerbs will be maintained or replaced as part of the scheme,
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There was a sign reading, “To the public lavatories” which was removed some time ago, it was
on a l/c, just east of the eastmost proposed table. It was taken to store, please can this be
restored and repositioned?
There is no record of such a sign being in store,
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Scruffy around the WCs, whose responsibility is this?
The area around the public conveniences is the responsibility of the Parks team and the
comments regarding the need for maintenance will be forwarded to them for their
consideration,
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The bin in the build out near the central reserve, on the bridge approach, is in the pedestrian
desire line,
The bin will be moved as part of the scheme, so that it is not in the main pedestrian desire line,
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The westmost table is too near the weighbridge, please move to the western side, 5m beyond,
The westmost table has been moved so that it is on the other side of the weighbridge, so that it will not affect the accuracy of the weighing system. This is actually in a better place with respect to pedestrian movements across SBR,
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The shrubbery along the southern side of SBR should not be cleared out due to the birds and
also it forms a screen against traffic, the toilets and the rocks to residents of Sion Hill,
This matter has been discussed with the Parks team and the Downs Ranger and it is agreed that the undergrowth should be cleared out from underneath the trees. The purpose is to open up the pedestrian route to the bridge, which is currently dark and constricted. The aim is to let in light, improve the views and accessibility between the trees and ensure that the maximum footway width is maintained. Small trees will be removed and the ground will be grass seeded. There are plenty of ‘wild’ areas for fauna in the area and this area will be improved for people using the area. The proposed 20mph speed limit, mentioned in point 12, should moderate traffic speeds and noise,
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Why is the weighbridge so close to the bridge rather than near the Sion Hill junction?
This comment is answered in point 42.
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Tuesday, 20 August 2013
Suspension Bridge, objection #3
Another objection we saw, an other naive fool expecting that their input would actually be read, let along act on it. For now, cherish the effort they put in with the expectation that someone would actually read it.
Again, a video of the strangely green and wooded land over the bridge, in the Elf-Kingdom of North Somerset. Many important people live there, and people on bicycles interfere with their lives, both here at the weekend and on the weekday commutes. Discouraging cycling is necessary -no doubt they shall be grateful to BCC for what they are promising
(This is Stella Nova trail; Strava notes that this tax-dodger is only just in top 25% of riders, so they lack both skill and fitness.
And now, the letter:
Dear Mr Sarson,
Consultation Response: RS12088 : Proposed Improvement works Suspension Bridge Road area
I am an occasional user of the Clifton Suspension Bridge, mostly by bicycle, mostly in an inbound direction.
There appears to be significant cycle traffic across the bridge, and it is important that cycling aspects should be taken into account in any modifications. Cycle traffic is generated by the Ashton Court park, general access to the countryside, and possibly by local commuting. Additionally I am aware of long distance commuting from Pill.
1. It is not clear whether the works have been formally assessed with regard to cycling. This should be done.
2. Although the proposals correctly identify the area as one needing a treatment based on the considerable pedestrian traffic generated by the bridge, gorge and surroundings, and that pedestrian movement should be facilitated this has not been carried to the correct conclusion of adopting a much lower speed limit throughout the entire area from the Sion Hill junction to a similar point beyond the bridge on the other side. For road safety and structural reasons a limit of 10 or 15 mph would be appropriate.
3. (a) The narrowness of the road means that particular attention should be given to the safety of cyclists. Paradoxically the safest part of the road is probably the exit section where the carriageway divider means that it is obvious that overtaking is impossible and where it is almost impossible for a cyclist to ride in a position that suggests that overtaking is desirable. This fact should be considered with regard to the whole area, in particular the dangers of the existing narrow cycle lane on the Leigh Woods side should be reviewed, with particular regard to its tendency to suggest that cyclists can be overtaken in the bridge approach.
(b) I agree with the retention of the central carriageway dividing strip, and suggest that this could be extended onto the bridge, with other measures to discourage overtaking, in particular the speed limit suggested above.
(c) Appropriate signing to draw drivers attention to the need to take care of cyclists would be useful.
4. The proposed safety tables give rise to some concern. Safety tables tend to be too sharp for cyclists and suffer structural deterioration fairly quickly, creating a dangerous surface. I suggest that the existing safety table design, covering half the road and therefore being completely bypassed by cyclists is the best concept.
5. (a) The provision of a short term coach drop off point in Observatory Road could be done at minimal expense and disruption simply by painting a box on the road. The net loss of land on the Downs is bad in principle and in practice, since it pushes the greensward further back. The expense of the proposed works to construct a coach drop off is entirely unnecessary.
(b) Since the buildouts are presumably intended to discourage traffic from entering Observatory Road it would be logical to close this road completely except to cycles and coaches, facilitating use of the road by cyclists and as a coach drop off point. Without this the buildouts themselves become an additional hazard for cyclists. There is no obvious reason why Observatory Road is needed as a route for through traffic. Closing it to most motor traffic would unify a green area extending a considerable further distance towards Christ Church.
6. The review of the Sion Hill junction should extend back over the whole length of Suspension Bridge Road, which is not an attractive road to cycle on.
Yours sincerely,
"W"
Again, a video of the strangely green and wooded land over the bridge, in the Elf-Kingdom of North Somerset. Many important people live there, and people on bicycles interfere with their lives, both here at the weekend and on the weekday commutes. Discouraging cycling is necessary -no doubt they shall be grateful to BCC for what they are promising
(This is Stella Nova trail; Strava notes that this tax-dodger is only just in top 25% of riders, so they lack both skill and fitness.
And now, the letter:
Dear Mr Sarson,
Consultation Response: RS12088 : Proposed Improvement works Suspension Bridge Road area
I am an occasional user of the Clifton Suspension Bridge, mostly by bicycle, mostly in an inbound direction.
There appears to be significant cycle traffic across the bridge, and it is important that cycling aspects should be taken into account in any modifications. Cycle traffic is generated by the Ashton Court park, general access to the countryside, and possibly by local commuting. Additionally I am aware of long distance commuting from Pill.
1. It is not clear whether the works have been formally assessed with regard to cycling. This should be done.
2. Although the proposals correctly identify the area as one needing a treatment based on the considerable pedestrian traffic generated by the bridge, gorge and surroundings, and that pedestrian movement should be facilitated this has not been carried to the correct conclusion of adopting a much lower speed limit throughout the entire area from the Sion Hill junction to a similar point beyond the bridge on the other side. For road safety and structural reasons a limit of 10 or 15 mph would be appropriate.
3. (a) The narrowness of the road means that particular attention should be given to the safety of cyclists. Paradoxically the safest part of the road is probably the exit section where the carriageway divider means that it is obvious that overtaking is impossible and where it is almost impossible for a cyclist to ride in a position that suggests that overtaking is desirable. This fact should be considered with regard to the whole area, in particular the dangers of the existing narrow cycle lane on the Leigh Woods side should be reviewed, with particular regard to its tendency to suggest that cyclists can be overtaken in the bridge approach.
(b) I agree with the retention of the central carriageway dividing strip, and suggest that this could be extended onto the bridge, with other measures to discourage overtaking, in particular the speed limit suggested above.
(c) Appropriate signing to draw drivers attention to the need to take care of cyclists would be useful.
4. The proposed safety tables give rise to some concern. Safety tables tend to be too sharp for cyclists and suffer structural deterioration fairly quickly, creating a dangerous surface. I suggest that the existing safety table design, covering half the road and therefore being completely bypassed by cyclists is the best concept.
5. (a) The provision of a short term coach drop off point in Observatory Road could be done at minimal expense and disruption simply by painting a box on the road. The net loss of land on the Downs is bad in principle and in practice, since it pushes the greensward further back. The expense of the proposed works to construct a coach drop off is entirely unnecessary.
(b) Since the buildouts are presumably intended to discourage traffic from entering Observatory Road it would be logical to close this road completely except to cycles and coaches, facilitating use of the road by cyclists and as a coach drop off point. Without this the buildouts themselves become an additional hazard for cyclists. There is no obvious reason why Observatory Road is needed as a route for through traffic. Closing it to most motor traffic would unify a green area extending a considerable further distance towards Christ Church.
6. The review of the Sion Hill junction should extend back over the whole length of Suspension Bridge Road, which is not an attractive road to cycle on.
Yours sincerely,
"W"
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