Here's a photo one of our roving reporters took.
Notice how carefully, and sensibly this city has been planned, unlike Bristol.
There's a railway for poor people to use, a proper road for real people to use, and a pavement for the bins. Luckily, there are no cyclists in sight (unlike Bristol).
Unfortunately, Bristol is full of idiots.
Luckily, the gene pool cleans itself, or so we're told.