In yesterday's article, in which we clearly demonstrated that Salsa bands were a greater problem than Zombies, we got heckled.
Art of the Possible said...
"Be it St Pauls ... or St Werburgh's."That's OK. We celebrate dissent, though we do add your names and comments to a spreadsheet, just to make sure it stays within clearly defined limits -and that when you cross them we know how to find you. Just remember there's a monument at the top of St Michael's Hill to where protestant dissenters were burned alive in the time of Queen Mary I, and you'll know what we're thinking of when people start criticising us too much.
Maybe I've been taking the same stuff as your Monotonix videoist, but these two film clips look like the same place to me.
Reviewing the videos, yes, our IT minions had mistakenly put up two videos of St Werburgh's and none of St Pauls. To compensate, as well as beating them soundly, we made them put up some St Pauls photos and videos.
First, you can see how City Road -and hence our access to Rita's and Slix takeaways- is blocked by pedestrians who are completely ignoring any cross/don't cross signs. They should all be fined for this.
Next, you can see how drum bands cause as much a congestion problem as salsa dancers.
Again, a lack of respect for us, the motorist, shows.
Finally, shocking footage of police horses riding the wrong way up a a one way street.
Do they pay tax? Do they have insurance? Yet the pedestrians walk and the horseriders ride around our city as if it were made for them.