Saturday 3 April 2010

The Monty pedestrian problem

Some people say they like Montpelier because of the community. We say: the community is odd, especially those walking around.

First off: a brass band. On a Sunday night. We say: it's OK to have a hobby, but ideally something more discreet.
Next off, a militant pedestrian rights activist and a small child. Never in the living streets manifesto do they say that the pavements are for people wearing fur coats from recycled 1970s carpets. while children run around dressed as if a trip to the streets is a mountaineering expedition. And what is a small child doing on the streets of Montpelier after dark anyway? Someone should call the council social services or something -about everyone seen on these streets.

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