Well, if the council is letting these tax-dodging tree people out into our city, we should at least find out a way to keep them out of our way. One of our reporters drove up to the Highbury Vaults to interview one of the tree festival people to try and understand why they don't stay on the pavement. The goal was to identify common problems, such as bicycles and old people trying to use zebra crossings.
It turns out there are some areas of mutual interest
Problem | Trees | Cars |
Bollards | block access | block parking |
Street furniture | force onto road | block parking |
Cafes and tables | force onto road | block parking |
Theft | missing flowers | insurance premiums |