Nearby, Alfil and Asad are admiring the bike they've just got lights and mudguards on, under Colin's supervision.
The students are even learning how to fix punctures.
This "earn your bike" program is quite subversive
- It ensures only people who really want a bicycle get one.
- It gives the new owner a good feeling of accomplishment. Instead of being pushed around by the state, you are starting to gain some control of their lives.
- Once you've put in the effort, you will value it more, look after it more.
- You are now equipped with all the skills needed to keep a bike alive. You may need to borrow the tools from time to time, but you can mostly fend for yourself.
- You are equipped to maintain other people's bikes too.
And that's the problem. Right now: refugees, asylum seekers, Big-Issue vendors. The underpeople of the city, despised by we, the Daily Mail reading majority of the city. A scapegoat-group for all our troubles.
But at least they stay out the way. Once they have a bike, they are free to get in the way of us taxpayers, and so become members of a completely different scapegoat-group -the town's cyclists! A group of people more broadly hated in the mainstream press than any asylum speaker would ever otherwise be. They have no idea what they are getting in to.